With summer almost here, a big topic in the male fashion world is shorts. But all anyone wants to discuss is the “new” proper length. Five- or 11-inch inseam, Stockton-short or Webber-long, that debate doesn’t interest me. No, what I most care about is what fabrics men’s shorts are currently being made of. Because, in my opinion, all those materials suck compared to the one short we all refuse to wear: jorts.